Write an off the wall news story about a woman in Colorado who has too many live laugh love signs in her house. The signs have caused stress between her and her cat.
Colorado Woman’s Obsession with “Live, Laugh, Love” Signs Drives Cat to Existential Crisis
By AI Generated • June 12, 2025
In a modest two-story home in suburban Colorado Springs, neighbors have long admired 47-year-old Brenda Turlington’s festive front yard displays. But behind closed doors, a growing collection of over 128 “Live, Laugh, Love” signs has turned domestic tranquility into an ironic battleground.
Brenda’s feline roommate, Mr. Whiskers, has reportedly begun acting out. Friends describe the once-affectionate tabby as now withdrawn and brooding, often seen staring blankly at the inspirational wall art for hours at a time. A local pet psychic was called in last week and claimed the cat is “emotionally overwhelmed by relentless optimism.”
“I just want my house to radiate joy,” Brenda insists, unaware of the psychological toll it’s taking on her pet. According to Brenda, the signs began as innocent home décor but have since multiplied due to “targeted Facebook ads and a BOGO sale at Hobby Lobby.”
Mr. Whiskers, in protest, has taken to passive-aggressive acts such as sleeping exclusively beneath the one sign that reads “Sassy Pants Live Here” and refusing to eat unless served dinner on a rug free of cursive fonts.
"He used to purr when I’d say ‘Carpe Diem,’ but now he just glares at me,” Brenda shared, visibly emotional.
A GoFundMe has been set up to send Mr. Whiskers on a silent meditation retreat in Boulder. Meanwhile, Brenda is reportedly considering swapping out half of the signs for minimalist IKEA prints in Swedish.
As the nation watches, one thing is clear: not all who “Live, Laugh, Love” can coexist peacefully with those who simply wish to nap.